This is definitely not a proper autobiography.

May 19

Shorts and biking and 3 am weather and drunk and super cucas, what more to ask

Shorts and biking and 3 am weather and drunk and super cucas, what more to ask

IV Nights

So looking for a place to piss I saw a yard that looked good. I pull out my dick because these bushes looked.good, and little did I know behind me were sitting people in a hammock not looking so good. Now I leave with my full blatter…

May 14

This website maps every recurring joke on Arrested Development -

thebluthcompany:

usnews:

This is amazing. 

May 13

[video]

May 06

bunnyfood:

stanky

hahah something about how it looks like the goat is laughing and the sound effect that plays in my head.

bunnyfood:

stanky

hahah something about how it looks like the goat is laughing and the sound effect that plays in my head.

(Source: gifdrome, via dpaf)

May 01

thisistheverge:

Shapeshifters: phones of the future could morph on demand
Scientists in Europe have developed prototype devices that could drastically change the way we interact with our smartphones and tablets. The six working prototypes, known as “Morphees,” are thin, electronic displays capable of automatically changing shape to perform certain functions. Researchers say that if brought to market, the devices could usher in a new era in mobile computing, breaking down the physical barriers that have traditionally defined smartphones, tablets, and gaming consoles.

the future is crazy. this is just the beginning. just think about the tv you had 10 years ago and how far we have come since.

thisistheverge:

Shapeshifters: phones of the future could morph on demand

Scientists in Europe have developed prototype devices that could drastically change the way we interact with our smartphones and tablets. The six working prototypes, known as “Morphees,” are thin, electronic displays capable of automatically changing shape to perform certain functions. Researchers say that if brought to market, the devices could usher in a new era in mobile computing, breaking down the physical barriers that have traditionally defined smartphones, tablets, and gaming consoles.

the future is crazy. this is just the beginning. just think about the tv you had 10 years ago and how far we have come since.

Apr 26

[video]