Around midnight I heard a knock on our door. I figured it was a housemate’s girlfriend or at least someone we knew and opened the door. By the time I had the door half way open this girl was in.
“I need to use your bathroom. First door on the right? Ok.” And she went straight for it. I was dumbfounded. A couple housemates were in the room and I looked at them like ‘uhh does anyone know this girl?’ No one knew what just happened.
We talked about what was going on when she was in the bathroom. Then the bathroom door opens, she walks into the kitchen, and vanishes through our slider before we even get to say anything to her.
Then we look in the bathroom and she missed the toilet with the toilet paper when she wiped her butt. What the fuck.
This girl barged in to take a shit and dip in a house filled with random 5 guys. Not the safest thing ever.
Everyone was dumbfounded on what happened.
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someday i’m going to be nostalgic for this.
i dont know how i feel about this..
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