December 2009
70 posts
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Damn, this website knows me too good.
Christmas
This was the first year I was able to fall sleep fast on Christmas Eve.
This was the first year that I wanted to sleep in more on Christmas Day.
Reblog if you're not Tumblr famous.
I hate things like this. This is just a way to get someones tumblarity up. Look at that note count.
I hate people that think tumblarity is a competition.
Girls With iPhones →
If you can think it, it is a tumblog. I think I shall follow this blog.
Headache Dream
I was stuck in a universe of television cables and in a 4chan universe. There was all types of cables and I was stuck among them in a 4chan image board posting style.
[When ever I get a head ache in the middle of the night, it is always about what I did that day but in an extreme form. On time I downloaded Fish Tycoon and played it nonstop. Worst. Dream. Headache. Combo. EVER]
Swap Meet
Bought some powder blue Kanye shutter shades. Later I was haggling with a man over a poster that he wanted 7, I told him that the 5 was all I had. He really wanted more for a print that costed him probably 1. He asked me if I had any change in my pockets. I finally got it for 5. There is so much stolen products there. Like the stands with all the personal hygiene products you know they go to all...
Dream 4
I was in a car that could accelerate and I would change lanes to move around cars. My dad put an air horn on my xbox and it didn’t work. I got really mad and said he can never touch my things again. I ate a lot of beef jerky.
[That is all I can remember. And Harsh, these are actually my dreams. I am not making this up]
Dream Diary Entry 3
I was cat sitting for Jake Wallace. And I was bored so I turned on his xbox. But the Read Rings of Death appeared and I was freaking out. I thought of a good story for when he gets home. I would say “I was sitting on the couch and a cat jumped onto the controller and turned it on.” Jake got home and was like it’s no big deal, I’ll just send it in to get fixed. Then we...
Dream Diary Entry 2
Corey is driving down a street and he sees Eric has his own house. His parents bought it for him and another teenage lives with him. Everyone is like wtf how could they afford another house. I sneak into the house and it is empty except for a television that they watch and pass a baseball back and forth. After I leave and go to a hotel. I am on the balcony and I see Ryan Stiles and then we do an...
cRaZy DrEaM
I went online and saw that dailylolpic was hacked and had 18 members posting random shit. But I couldn’t kick them, only merge tumblogs. At a meeting for some evil spirits on the beach looking for a Circuit City to go on the internet to try and fix it. A mini transformer tried to make me come back to the ceremony. Then I found Megan and another girl stealing from and ice cream truck. I...
NO FAT CHICKS.
Naughty James
I was teamviewing James’ computer. And then he left his computer to go do something. So I minimized the program to the tray and he forgot when he came back.
When he came back, he went to a tumblr with anime porn.
I caught him red handed.
Facebook Haxorz
So Michelle sent me a Facebook IM saying “I found this old video of you, lol its really funny, you remember doing it at all?” And there was some crazy ass link. I knew she probably got hacked, but I clicked it. It went to a Facebook Login page.
Flag Fox was like, whow dude, this site is from a server in China. And then WOT was like this page is a red light, check the background...
Canyon High on Air
Morning Announcements = terrible.
Don’t know how to fade out or in audio
Need to invest in a tripod
They need to realize how long they are
Better editing would be nice
DON’T KNOW HOW TO FADE OUT OR IN AUDIO!
The list for reasons why they are terrible is much longer but I don’t feel like putting the effort into it, and they seem to not put the effort into it either.
Wiggy Wiggy Winter Formal
I wish I could just ask this person to formal. I had everything planned out, person 1 to formal and person 2 to prom. But things changed today. I really want to go because Paris seems cool. Too bad I’m really shy. It seems my senior year will be incomplete and a major disappointment and a huge let down. Nothing like how the movies show it is.
Tumblarity 1789
Goodnight.
Best XBOX Gamertags
I meant to post this at the end of the summer. But here are a few I remember.
bluntasaurusrex xSxHxIxTxPanties Collapsed Uterus Juggalo Jesus titypinch deeeez nutss
ACT Adventures
Night before. Look up where it is and get directions to Saugus High School.
7:00 Wake up.
7:25 Drive to Saugus High School.
7:45 Arrive. Look at ticket and try to find the B 500 building.
7:50 Realize I cannot find this “B 500” building but there are kids hanging around the library, stand by them.
7:55 Call Eric asking where the building is since he took it before, but learn he...
Went something like this.
Garrett: Where did this fake apple come from?
Dad: Oh, I accidentally took it from Grammy today.
Garrett: Well you took it without her permission, that is stealing.
Dad: You're right, I need to get down to the core of this problem. Get it?
Brock: I think you're just a bad seed dad.
Garrett: Oooohhhh!
Dad: Well the pappel, the mapple, well the apple dappul doesn't from. Well the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Brock: That would of been a good comeback if you didn't stu-stu-stutter.
Russia launched a missle & it failed over Norway causing a sprial of light. Obama just arrived in Norway to accept the Nobel Peace Prize :O
BLAZERS
Brock: What kind of basketball team name is The Blazers? What were they thinking?
Garrett: I don't know, but I do know that the Blazers are playing the Nuggets next week. And they are going to smoke them Nuggets.
